finally!

FINALLY!

You know when you win a trophy your like "hallelujah, this is my lucky day!' and you jump around and scream 'WOOHOO!!!!!!' and you bounce on your bed (until it breaks)?

Well that usually happens to me and i break a vase, topple a drawer, spill some orange juice & break the table. Now here's a meme to get you jazzed up.

why did the slowest cycler get first place in the cycling race?

A:because he was the only one in the race

Let me tell you a story.

a talking cat who runs a bakery in a magical forest

. The bakery specializes in pastries that gives effects, and the cat's main customer is a mischievous squirrel who always steals the pastries. One day, a lost child wanders into the bakery, and the cat must help him find his way home using his wish-granting pastries.he takes a teleportation pie and gives it to the child and says,"say where you want to go and eat it."the boy nods and says,'i want to go home!'just as he was about to take a big bite into intothe pie, the squirrel grabs the pie and ran away.But luckily,the cat has 2 pies left so the boy says he wants to go home and the boy teleports back home.